It was a perilous journey, but somehow—perhaps by the grace of the almighty juju in the sky— we made it through unscathed. Shiho, former F1 driver and part-time actress, musician, and waitress, never lost her cool as we evaded “natives” wielding poison-tipped spears, enraged “African” rhinos (In Japan? Go figure), and a flock of pigeons after Dan’s Country Ma’ams. Is it any wonder, then, that we were drenched in sweat?

By the way, I’m legally changing my name to Indiana Weeks…

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